Porn ‘n’ Glue

Just arrived back on my brakeless bike to be asked by PJ and Cookie, who live next door, why I didn’t have any fried chicken in my basket. We had a brief chat about roast dinners and the basics of cooking one (never cooked a roast in my life) and then they asked if I’d like to play dominoes. I had to decline unfortunately because I’m spending my Saturday night decoupaging toilet seats with gay porn listening to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’.

Advertisements

1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. veggie
    Aug 29, 2011 @ 12:54:16

    we need to make you a mixtape.

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: